Hello again, my faithful fans (though your numbers by now must be dwindling, yea, even below two)! Welcome to another day in the life of ultra-boring man! Are you ready? Unbuckle your seat belts and get ready your leather whips, because you'll certainly need them to stay awake as we take you through another ultra-boring adventure!

Today, ultra-boring man decided to go for a run! Wearing his grey army singlet, which has the mysterious power to make him want to fall asleep, ultra-boring man was curiously inspired to take a jog round his ultra-boring Indiana estate! Along the way, ultra-boring man, to his amazement, saw absolutely nothing!

Next, after coming back from the run, ultra-boring man settled down for more ultra-boring calculus! Using his ultra-boring power of reading, ultra-boring man read precisely two and a half pages before discovering that he had been transported to sleepy land. Yes, that's right, calculus is actually a trap designed by ultra-boring man's evil nemesis, fun-with-mathematics man! Needless to say, in order to maintain the ultra-boring status quo in his ultra-boring life, ultra-boring man decided to screw calculus and read livejournals on the internet!

And so, once again, the day is made ultra-boring by ultra-boring man! Tune in tomorrow for yet another episode of ultra-boring man. Yippee!