Sometimes people ask me, 'hey man, why are you so disgruntled?' Other times, people ask me, 'hey man, why are you such a sexist?'

Sometimes I reply, 'well, it's all due to the same reason, namely that your mother raped me while I was still a child and I still carry the emotional scars.'

Somehow, nobody seems to find this funny. This may be the real reason why I'm disgruntled.