So Arsenal lost on Sunday to Liverpool. It's a good thing I only found out now, because it would have ruined my whole day. Now I only have to deal with a ruined night.

Fucking A.

By the way, fuck.

My goal for today was to bump into someone and say, 'grow eyes, asshole.' I thought it would be funny.

Other than that, I devised one of those meaningless questions:

Q: Who's cooler, a kid smoking in front of Bartlett or a kid smoking in front of the Reg?
A: If you're seriously considering this, you're obviously one of them.

From this point on, I'm just on autopilot until I go to sleep. Which is not for a while yet.

Fucking Liverpool.