The Druce, the Druce.
Today Evan went beer hunting with his roommate. Evan really appreciates good beer. The roommate, on the other hand, pretty much drinks anything in the straw-brown colour range. Not that the colour would matter, seeing as to how Evan's roommate is colour-deficient, but hey. Evan doesn't mind knocking back some swill from time to time, though. Piss water is awesome, especially when it gives you gas.
Any day Evan gets beer, though, is usually a good day. Today was definitely a good day. Evan got an 18-pack of Miller High Life, a 12-pack of Foster's and a 6-pack of Goose Island for special occasions. After that he went to Harold's Chicken Shack, because he really likes fried chicken. Fried chicken is, to Evan, definitely one of the better things about the world, along with encased meats. Evan loves encased meats. It was cold waiting for the bus, but Evan had a Diet Pepsi. His roommate gave him stick about buying a diet beverage, but Evan was raised on Diet Pepsi, and he drinks what he likes.
To wrap up the night, Evan sat in front of his computer watching random flash animations. Some days you just have to take a look at all the random stuff they have on the internet. For all those other days, though, there's Sims Online. But Evan's played enough Sims Online today, and you always have to save something for tomorrow.
Today Evan went beer hunting with his roommate. Evan really appreciates good beer. The roommate, on the other hand, pretty much drinks anything in the straw-brown colour range. Not that the colour would matter, seeing as to how Evan's roommate is colour-deficient, but hey. Evan doesn't mind knocking back some swill from time to time, though. Piss water is awesome, especially when it gives you gas.
Any day Evan gets beer, though, is usually a good day. Today was definitely a good day. Evan got an 18-pack of Miller High Life, a 12-pack of Foster's and a 6-pack of Goose Island for special occasions. After that he went to Harold's Chicken Shack, because he really likes fried chicken. Fried chicken is, to Evan, definitely one of the better things about the world, along with encased meats. Evan loves encased meats. It was cold waiting for the bus, but Evan had a Diet Pepsi. His roommate gave him stick about buying a diet beverage, but Evan was raised on Diet Pepsi, and he drinks what he likes.
To wrap up the night, Evan sat in front of his computer watching random flash animations. Some days you just have to take a look at all the random stuff they have on the internet. For all those other days, though, there's Sims Online. But Evan's played enough Sims Online today, and you always have to save something for tomorrow.
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