Life and times of the Druce, part 1

Today was a good day for Evan. It was nice and sunny and he was sleeping, as he always does, till his roommate woke him up rudely for lunch. Ignoring his roommate, Evan went back to sleep. He's just lazy like that sometimes. Seeing as to the fact that it was nice and sunny out, though, Evan decided to take a walk. He ran into his roommate studying with a couple of girls and decided to join in the fun. All in all, it was a pleasant experience, but Evan didn't really get much work done. He finished Othello, though, so that was a bit of an achievement. Evan still has a hum paper to write, but that doesn't really faze him. He spent the night getting drunk, then playing some quality Mario Sunshine.

As he went to sleep, Evan couldn't stop laughing to himself. It was just that good a day. 'I don't know what I'm saying,' he said as he rolled over and passed out. Another day in the life and times of the Druce.