Can't get enough of the Druce

Some days Evan just disappears; that's part of his mystery. Nobody quite knows where Evan goes, but before you know it, there he is again, grinning because only he knows his little secret. Evan is mysterious like that. He's a sexy beast. Evan prowls the dorms like a hyena; don't let his easy laugh fool you, he's a real predator, Evan is. Sometimes he just sits around in front of his computer in a towel, because he feels like it. That's what a bad ass Evan is.

Bar night is a good time to be Evan; Evan is in his element at bar night. He circles like a bird of prey until he spots his target, then he moves in for the kill. Sometimes he just wants to talk - Evan is unpredictable like that - you never know what to expect with Evan. Every wednesday, Evan comes back smelling of beer, but he's a big boy now. He knows what he's doing.

When Evan comes home from bar night, sometimes he likes to watch bad tv with his roommate. Evan likes watching bad tv from time to time; it gives things perspective. It just goes to show how awesome Evan is.